bamboozle
To trick. As in the fake throw. As in the empty hand.
“Hooman pretend to throw ball. Ball still in hand. I have been bamboozled.”
What bamboozle means
Every doggo word from bamboozle to zoomies. Tap a card to flip it, or open a word for the science behind it.
To trick. As in the fake throw. As in the empty hand.
“Hooman pretend to throw ball. Ball still in hand. I have been bamboozled.”
What bamboozle meansWhen the tip of the tongue pokes out and just… stays there.
“Forgot to put tongue back in. Is fine. Blep.”
What blep meansA gentle tap on the nose. The universal greeting.
“You have been booped. You may now boop me back.”
What boop meansA bark. Borf is the small, muffled version.
“Bork bork! A leaf has moved. Borf. Another leaf.”
What bork meansA goofy, blank, not-all-there face. Lovingly.
“Walked into door. Is fine. Derp.”
What derp meansA dog. Specifically, a very good one.
“Look at this doggo. Heckin majestic. 13/10 would boop.”
What doggo meansA very fluffy dog. Or the fluff itself.
“Is not fat. Is floof. Very important difference.”
What floof meansHello, said by a dog who just learned it.
“Henlo. I see you have a sandwich. Henlo, sandwich.”
What henlo meansThe quick lick of the nose or lips. Usually after something tasty.
“Was there peanut butter on my snoot? Mlem. Not anymore.”
What mlem meansA puppy, or a small young dog. Maximum cute.
“Smol pupper discovers own tail. Chaos ensues.”
What pupper meansThe nose. The boopable part.
“My snoot detected a cheese. Investigation ongoing.”
What snoot meansLying flat on the belly with both back legs stretched out behind.
“Too hot to walk. Will sploot on the cold tiles until further notice.”
What sploot meansTeeth. Especially the little ones on display.
“Do not worry about the teefs. The teefs are for zucchini.”
What teefs meansThe soft pads on a dog's paws. Squishable. Smell like snacks.
“Do not touch the toe beans. Ok you may touch ONE toe bean.”
What toe beans meansA sudden burst of wild, happy running, often in circles.
“Bath's over! Commencing zoomies in 3, 2, borf.”
What zoomies meansPick a word, add your dog's name and get a sentence to post with their photo.
Mocha had the zoomies so hard the rug filed a complaint.
Hooman is DoggoLingo for human: the tall, treat-holding creature who lives with you. [1]
“My hooman is the best hooman. Do not tell other hoomans.”
Heckin is the DoggoLingo intensifier, used in place of very or extremely. [1]
“This is a heckin good stick.”
DoggoLingo builds verbs with doin me a: doing me a frighten means you're scaring me. [1]
“The vacuum is doing me a frighten.”
A snek is a snake, also known as a danger noodle or nope rope. [1]
“Is that a snek? No. Is hose. Still suspicious.”
Good boi is good boy, DoggoLingo style. Good girls get it too.
“Who's a good boi? Me. I am the good boi.”
Speak hooman too? Our Hooman Translator explains human behaviour to dogs, and turns your English into DoggoLingo.
DoggoLingo is the internet's way of talking about dogs: cute misspellings and sound words like doggo, pupper, smol, mlem and heckin. It grew out of dog memes in the 2010s. This dictionary explains every word, and for the ones that describe a real behaviour, like zoomies or a sploot, what the science says is going on.
DoggoLingo is an internet slang for talking about dogs (and other pets) with cute misspellings and sound words, like doggo, pupper, mlem and heckin. It emerged in the 2010s and peaked around 2017. [1]
Doggo is DoggoLingo for dog, usually an older or bigger one; a pupper is a younger, smaller one. [2]
Hooman means human: your dog's human. [1]
A sudden burst of wild running, known to dog experts as FRAPs, Frenetic Random Activity Periods. [3]
Heckin is the DoggoLingo word for very or extremely, as in heckin good. [1]
It grew on social media in the 2010s, with accounts like WeRateDogs and groups like Dogspotting helping it spread. [1]
The meanings come from how the words are used online and from dictionaries that track internet slang. Where a word describes a real behaviour, like zoomies or a sploot, we add what the American Kennel Club, the ASPCA, VCA or peer-reviewed studies say, and link the source. Sentences and drawings are made up for fun.